3. Intense right hand displays of mixing and shoveling in a blender-like manner occasionally multiple spoon surgery performing-like consumers of rice in combination with any other type of super-refined carbohydrate and sambar eaters.
2. Conservative, unusually quiet and stoic, religious tikka on forehead displaying, imported alcohol-hating, seemingly vegetarian eaters of deliciously spicy seafood and unnamed red meat.
1. Jasmin flower adorning, frizzy braided hair having, elegant silk sari wearing women accompanying the checkered lungi-sporting, barefoot, mustache-clad scooter driving men who non-subtly urinate in an unassuming squat just about anywhere.
disclaimer: I did just read Chetan Bhagat's book, 2 States, on recommendation from my cousin...so maybe these "stereotypes" are more in my head than on the streets...maybe. Oh, and I apologize for the poor grammar...I just let the "creative" juices flow on this one.
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i read this post like 5 times to appreciate it fully. are you eating on banana leaves too?!
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