3. She wouldn't give me a birthday present because she thought I'd spend it all at Ruby Tuesdays. Umm, that was like a one-time thing...and it wasn't the entire check. That would have been a lot of bbq chicken quesadillas and they weren't that good!
2. She freaks out about events (ie, thefts) two and a half weeks after they happen with no actual constructive advice or help ("Don't stay out late in Delhi" doesn't count as helpful. I had my wallet stolen in Bangalore).
1. She thinks that I don't know that she reads my blog (hello, Google Analytics!) and makes coy comments in casual conversation. Recently she called to say, "I heard you were in Pondicherry." It's like, hello, I CALLED you from Pondicherry!
*Mama, please stop reading my blog. Trust me, you won't miss anything...it's just a lot of rambling and rambling and well, more rambling. Btw, I heart you. :)
To everyone else, please leave comments :)
3 comments:
I don't think you even ate at Ruby Tuesdays in the States...
i didn't!!! i went ONCE in india to celebrate my first paycheck...and that was the beginning of the end...of birthday presents, at least. haha.
this sounds similar to the 5 days Vibs and I were facebook friends.
before i had to unfriend her for everyone's sanity.
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